My dad accidentally told my sister she was an accident and she was like “ok but next time you’re angry at me just remember it’s your own fault because you didn’t wear a condom”
rest in peace legend
forever in my heart
Creepy Doll Hand Soap
oh my sweet lord.
i can never take anything seriously ever again.
OH MY GOD I JUST DROPPED MY PHONE
this must look really weird for people who don’t watch spn
"So you’re gonna go out there, drink your drink, say "Goodnight, I’ve had a very lovely evening", go home, and jack off. And that’s all you’re gonna do".
|—||Nelson Mandela has died, South African President Jacob Zuma announces. (via think-progress)|
It ended just as it began - with a name.
In which John deeply regrets introducing Mary to Sherlock and contemplates his life choices.