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starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

agentsofthenterprise:

so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis 

disco1997:

me: *follows everyone with tarantino in their url*

thecentercourfeyrac:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

roundtocrescent:

mysnogboxisbiggerontheinside:

do you ever think that oliver wood was created for the sole purpose of innuendo

yes

even his name is an innuendo

It gets even better when you realize the actor’s name was Sean Biggerstaff.

fangirlingoverdemigods:

arachnids-arisen:

arachnids-arisen:

i mean dude

2013 even looks like a shitty number to me and it was a shitty year

2014 looks so much more appealing to me.

2014 is going to be a good year, i can feel it.

no words can explain how wrong i was.

thats actually true tho, 2013 & 2014 went to hell

youmayhavetositdownforthis:

officialfrenchtoast:

looking at hot people like

Still laughing

youmayhavetositdownforthis:

officialfrenchtoast:

looking at hot people like

Still laughing

And sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in.
Jane Austen, from Sense and Sensibility (Penguin Classics, 2003)
mooses-unicorn-in-the-tardis:

gravityhasnolimit:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

perseusweasley:

99.9% sure that Kevin is Rapunzel.



what happened

All hail Master Chau!

mooses-unicorn-in-the-tardis:

gravityhasnolimit:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

perseusweasley:

99.9% sure that Kevin is Rapunzel.

what happened

All hail Master Chau!

felixkins:

cozcat:

francislare:

and remember kids its never too late to become a raging degenerate homosexual

dancingspock)

#and remus is blushing #partially because of the kiss #partially because james is making noises that sound suspiciously like howling with that cheeky ‘im about to make a bad pun about you being a werewolf’ grin on his face

aquilaofarkham:

there are characters that you love and would protect them from harm at all costs

and then there are characters that you love but still wouldn’t hesitate to throw them overboard a ship

blastortoise:

it’s so weird that people are shaming Beyonce for being sexual during her performance when literally in the speech in flawless says “We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are." Like how do you miss the point that bad

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